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Tik Tok Hussie

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wake up in the morning feeling like geromy
(uHH, hEY THERE)
unstick my lips from the floor gonna make macaroni
(optiic bla2t!!)
before i leave floss my teeth and consider my meds
because by the time i am done doc scratch will be dead

im talking killing off john again-gain
dave's death count is up to ten ten
i've started some kind of trend trend
so hot playing with flash movies
feeling kind of groovy
this is why they call me huuuussie

oh cocks
watch that clock
now the hussman hass the rock
who will i kill today
someone's dying come what may
doc scratch is an asshole
but he's only four foot tall, oh

oh cocks
watch that clock
now the hussman hass the rock
who will i kill today
someone's dying come what may
doc scratch is an asshole
but he's only four foot tall, oh

aint no comic like homestuck, its out of this world
dont fuck with the empress, youre gonna get culled
now you can buy a shirt and pretend youre dave strider
do you think my strife specibi could be screwdriver

im talking trolls dying left and right right
dropping like flies tonight night
update, give readers a fright fright

no no its not over yet yet
is lord english making you sweat sweat
english making you sweat sweat
english making you

oh cocks
watch that clock
now the hussman hass the rock
who will i kill today
someone's dying come what may
doc scratch is an asshole
but he's only four foot tall, oh

oh cocks
watch that clock
now the hussman hass the rock
who will i kill today
someone's dying come what may
doc scratch is an asshole
but he's only four foot tall, oh

fanbase i build your hopes
then i crush them
this is too much fun
understand me?

pucker your lips up
cause you want more
you cant deny it
understand me?

fanbase i build your hopes
then i crush them
this is too much fun
understand me?

now dont be dumb
pucker your lips up
pucker your lips up

now the clocks wont stop til slick walks in

oh cocks
watch that clock
now the hussman hass the rock
who will i kill today
someone's dying come what may
doc scratch is an asshole
but he's only four foot tall, oh

oh cocks
watch that clock
now the hussman hass the rock
who will i kill today
someone's dying come what may
doc scratch is an asshole
but he's only four foot tall, oh
all i do with my life now is make dumb parodies of songs for homestuck. dedicated to lustral.

tik tok (c) ke$ha
homostukku (c) hussie

EDIT: gallowscalibrator of tumblr recorded the chorus!!! [link] he is a pretty cool guy and i am so flattered right now.
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GenerallyPotential's avatar
what II may do right now iii2 get a thiing and then another and then put the lyriic2 iin the thiing and then Ke$ha'2 voiice and then edit it out and then the Homestuck version of TiK ToK will arrive.